I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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