is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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