Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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