I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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