they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
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yea but for you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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