so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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