OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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