He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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