so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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