she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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