Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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