I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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