I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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