after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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