That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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