How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.