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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!

  (630): View more from Illinois

  U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.

  (630): View more from Illinois

  if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic

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• (714): View more from California

  So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night

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