super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
pray to the hookup gods