You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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