honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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