i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Everyone says I win the strip club
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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