Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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