No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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