i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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