I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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