I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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