Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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