Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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