The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
