at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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