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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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