So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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