im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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