Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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