I could make wine with my vomit
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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