YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
