But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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