I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What a dumb baby whore.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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