As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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