I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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