Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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