I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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