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  Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.

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• (310): View more from California

  thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!

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  you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!

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• (718): View more from New York

  With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...

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  And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..

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