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  508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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  NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook

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  you can....by speaking....

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  What did you even date her?

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  because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.

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  as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....

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• (925): View more from California

  These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

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• (310): View more from California

  Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Oh man

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  I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.

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