508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.