i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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