Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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