Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
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but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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