did you get engaged???
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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