So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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