Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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