I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
