last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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