Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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