I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can't turn off my feet"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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