Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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