Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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