Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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