So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Randomize
