Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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