Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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